An elegant weapon

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 04/22/2020 at 10:42 • Filed to: None

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For a more civilized age.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 10:47

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Tie the wrist straps together and you got yourself some nunchucks. Two Nokias could probably cause some serious damage! 

Ash78, voting early and often > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 10:51

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I think I feel asleep for the entire duration between the Motorola RAZR and the iPhone 5.

And I’m kind of glad I did because it’s like letting billions of people determine what’s good and what isn’t.

But I still long for the durability of a Nokia 3300-series phone with it's week-long battery life and $30/month bill.

ClassicDatsunDebate > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 10:52

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I went straight from a MicroTac to a Blackberry so I missed owning one of those teeny “ eur-o-PEE-an” phones.

facw > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 10:53

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Can’t even keep time right....

The oldest phone I know I still have around somewhere is my HTC Touch Pro (bought in 2009 shortly before the release of the Touch Pro 2, but I couldn’t wait). I might be able to find a non-smart phone if I really dug, but I think all my candy bar phones have been recycled at this point.

Complete history here, minus the S10 I picked up last summer:

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user314 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 11:00

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Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > facw 04/22/2020 at 11:34

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Haha I actually have my Touch Pro 2 sitting on my desk.  I bought the F(x)tec Pro 1 and I wanted to take a picture of it with all my other keyboard phones... but then I didn’t.

MonkeePuzzle > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/22/2020 at 11:38

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Nnnnnnoooooooo- KKKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Ash78, voting early and often 04/22/2020 at 11:39

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There’s a “new” 3310 - no word on actual durability though.

https://www.nokia.com/phones/en_int/nokia-3310

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 11:43

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How do I watch pornography on it?

dogisbadob > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 12:14

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old but still look cool and stylish

Tapas > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/22/2020 at 12:17

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I remember these phones!

The 6600 was a huuge deal when it came out.

This is one of the last times phone design was actually innovative.

Now, the touchscreen has made most designs obsole te. Glass slab on the front, holes in the back. 

Urambo Tauro > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 04/22/2020 at 16:06

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80085

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Urambo Tauro 04/22/2020 at 16:38

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